英文的小品剧本格式范文(通用2篇)
英文的小品剧本格式范文 篇1
小品是一种有趣的表演方式,大家喜欢看小品节目吗?以下是小编精心准备的英文小品搞笑剧本,大家可以参考以下内容哦!
四人搞笑英文小品剧本【1】
Narration: Carrie, Cici and Wing are co-worker of a company.This day they are talking in the office.Ca: Bingo!I finally finish this case.It is really tough!I have not slept well for almost a week.Wing: Me too.I always get so busy in this season.I have drunk three cups of coffee in order to keep awake.Ci: Our boss must be enjoying his holiday in Fiji very much.What do you think he will feel when he comes back to see our case?
Ca:Of course he will feel surprised and give each of us a promotion.Wing: Come on, he is a devil, how could he do this to us? Anyway, we should award ourselves for these days hard work!
Ca: You are right.Let’s pig out on junk food!
Wing: I have stayed in China for a whole year and I miss my hometown.I miss German food!
Ca: so do I.how much I love French food!
Ci: I have not eaten German or French food before.Do you have any recommendation?
Ca: If you visit France or go to a French restaurant, snails, cheese, and goose liver and red wine are the best choices.from
Wing: You also can’t miss the famous German sausage, ham and blue checse
Ci: They all sound yummy.But do you know what Chinese eat when they miss their families?
Wing&Ca: No
Ci: The answer is dumplings!
Ca:Well ,I heard that before though I haven’t tasted.Wing: Can you make dumplings, CiCi? Would you make some for us? I have been longing for dumplings for a long time.Ci: Aha, it is as easy as a pie for me.what about coming to my house tonight? We can make dumplings together.I will teach you how to cook it.Ca: Great!That is fantastic.Then it will be the first time to make and eat dumplings
Wing: Very good idea!We could busy some basic ingredient at the supper market after work.Ci: Sure.We need flour, yeast, pork, cabbages, vinegar, sauce and ginger.(The three colleagues had their shopping and now they are in CiCi’s house)
CiCiours some pour on the table and said:”Carrie, can you fetch some water here?”
Ca: sure, here you are.what s next?
Ci:Ci:we have to mix the flour yeast and water together.be careful ,don’t add too much water.Ca: Okay, I’m kneeing the dough repentedly.it is becoming and softer
Wing: Yeah, I am cutting the pork into many small pieces, and then I will add several spoons of oil in it.shall I blend them?
CiCi: Yes, make sure they blend well.A bit salt and a spoon of vinegar are needed, too.(an hour later)
Ca: Yes, the dumplings are prepared.lets start!
CiCi: Wait!I remember well that you all miss the food from your hometown.Look, what are these?
Ca: Wow!Cheese!Where did you get it? And my favorite red wine.Wing: God.Those are sausage and ham, I can’t believe it!
CiCi: Haha, it is a big surprise, isn’t it? Now ,we are got all three countries’ food ready.Ca: So it is a complete big meal.Wing: An unforgettable banquet in my life.Let’s cheers!
Ca, Ci, Wing: Cheers!
英语搞笑小品剧本【2】
(Original script)
(William carry his bag to school)
William: Today is my very first day at campus, I heard of campus is a ivory tower and full of joy, in there,I can broaden my horizon and follow my interest to making friends, especially the association of campus is a shinning view, look ,there is a hip-hop association, I will go there, follow me.Association : Howdy, guys, come here.Are you a freshman?
William: Yeah.Could you tell me something about your association?
Association:Of course.Firstly, let me ask you some questions.Do you want to show your talent?(YES)
Do you want to enrich your campus life?(YES)
Do you want to be a star?(YES)
So, this is the stage what you want, we’ll give you many chances to show your style.Come on, no hesitation.W: Okay, that’s great, I will join you.Voice-over:A month later, William had come to know that he has a lot of things to do, he is confused there.William: This is my homework, and this is my activity, which one I should choose? Oh my god, who can help me?
Voice-over:At that time, the learning angel and the hip-hop fairy come to his mind at the same time.Learning Angel: To be or not to be, that is a question.Litter William, Shakespeare is calling you.This is the ocean of knowledge , the heaven of literature.Please take your book and come to my world.W: Okay, angel , wait me …wait me.Voice-over: Suddenly, the hip-hop fairy is coming.Hip-pop fairy: Yo yo yo!Everybody!Push you hands up.(Singing)Buddy you’re a boy make a big noise playing in the street gonna be a big man someday, you’ve got the mud on your face, big disgrace, kicking your can all over the place.Singing, we will we will rock you.Singing, we will we will rock you.What’s boy? Come with me, we have a big party.Hurry up!
William: Wow, so cool, take me away.(leave his book on the floor)
Learning Angel:No!Stop!
(Face to William)You can’t do it.It is time to study.(Face to Hip-pop fairy)And you, who are you?(The tone with provocation)
Hip-pop fairy: It’s none of your business, it’s time for fun, get out of his world, he should come with me.Learning Angel: No!You can’t!Shut up!
Hip-pop fairy: What? What?(Disputing)
William: All right… all right.Calm down….calm down guys!We must have a talk!
Learning Angel and Hip-hop fairy: Okay…okay.(Calm down)
William:(Face to Learning Angel)You, you’re the important part of my life, I know I should pay more attention to you.But, you(Face to Hip-hop fairy),without you, my life is not complete.(Face to audiences)Learning angel is my right hand, Hip-hop fairy is my left hand, you should get well alone with each other and work together, I need you to create my beautiful campus life.Learning Angel: Okay, William is right.Hip-hop fairy: Yes, I really think we should be friends.(shake hands)
(Singing together)
William: They’re the girl on my mind and I know I’m thinking of them, on my way through the day and the night the stars shine above me.L/H: We have been heard some words about the guy he is too much stronger, and we will singing the song, hoping we will happy together.W/L/H: Our hearts go sha la la la la,sha la la in the moring,oh sha la la la la, sha la la in the sunshine,our hearts go sha la la la la,sha la la in the evening ,oh sha la la la la ,sha la la la la just for you.W/L/H: We hope all of you could find a right position of your life, balance your study and entertainment, make you life full of joy and create some unforgettable memories, at last , we hope you will “make it better”.The end…
英文的小品剧本格式范文 篇2
甲,男,38岁,卖药人,自称“方半仙
乙,女,28岁,已婚少妇
甲 :(身穿白大褂,戴一礼帽,肩上背一个药箱,急匆匆上。找一合适的地方打开药箱,用竹杆挑起一块红布,上写有金色大字:上联:“妙手回春”;下联:“药到病除”,横批“方半仙”。将几只药瓶在地上摆好,四下窥看。)本人名周姓方,家有祖传秘方,专治疑难顽症,手到定能病康„„
乙:(已婚少妇上,来到卖药人面前,念: 妙手回春,药到病除,方--半--仙--。)
甲 :这位漂亮MM,你是要治病还是要买药?
乙:看不出来你还蛮会说话哩,(不好意思地)俺……
甲 :你,什么病?
乙:俺是哪个啊……
甲 :(脸上露出一丝坏笑)知道了,现在啊,人们就是不洁身自爱。
乙:(温怒得)你这人咋这么说话哪!
甲 :别不好意思啦,女同志有事是三不瞒:一不瞒父母,二不瞒网友,三不瞒大夫,大妹妹,有什么痛苦,妙药一粒,保你病除。
乙:俺不是大街上贴的小广告上的病。你想哪去了,你真什么病都能治?
甲 :那是当然,相当年,我给老虎做过肾移植,给鲨鱼做过刨妇产,给蚊子上过环,给蚂蚁截过扎,在首都医科大做过学术报告,在北京101医院拿过手术刀,中央三台艺术人生知道吗?下周采访的就是我!
乙:看不出来大哥你还蛮有本事的啊
甲 :你的病对我来说是小菜一碟。
乙:大哥,俺想要个宝宝。
甲 :奥,明白了,你是不孕症?
乙:(气忿忿地)你才不孕呢!俺结婚三年了,生了三闺女。
甲 :你一说我全明白了,是想要一个儿子呀。这好办,我有祖传秘方,吃了我的药,保证你三天之内怀孕,十月以后能生一个白胖大儿子,给你传宗接代保证没问题。
乙:现在已经怀上了,只是不知道是男是女。
甲 :那就吃我卖的转胎药,就是说,你怀上的是女孩,就能把女孩变成男孩,乙:要是俺怀的要是男孩那?
甲 :那就吃我卖的定胎丸。
乙:你咋知道俺怀的是男是女呢?
甲 :咿,这是啥话,男的和女的不一样,你知道不知道?
乙:知道。
甲 : 知道不就得了!
乙:还是有点不明白。要是吃的你的药,生下的不是男孩呢?
甲 :不是男孩,你来找我。
乙:(气愤而羞涩地)你这人真是,俺有丈夫,找你干嘛。
甲 :你有丈夫怎么不能要你生儿子啊?
乙:你能要我生儿子?
甲 :那是当然,要不我怎么能称半仙啊!
乙:能生儿也不找你,一个卖野药,生出来的儿子还是卖野药的!
甲 :(恍然大悟)大嫂,不,大娘,不不,大妹妹,你误会了,我不是这意思。
乙:不是这意思是啥意思?卖药就卖药贝,还想占俺便宜!不买了,伤自尊了。还不如网上的哥哥会哄人呢!(走下)
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