英语话剧小红帽剧本

英语话剧小红帽剧本（精选7篇）

英语话剧小红帽剧本 篇1

《小红帽》剧本 第一场：Little Red Riding Hood家

Mum：(妈妈拿着一个篮子，把桌子上的水果放在篮子里）Little Red Riding Hood唱着歌，欢快地跑进来）Hi,mummy, what are you doing? Mum：（一边把水果放在篮子里，心事重重地说）

Grandma is ill.Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma.Take them to Grandma.Little Red Riding Hood：（边提起篮子，边点头说）Ok!Mum：（亲切地看着Little Red Riding Hood说）Be good.Be careful.Little Red Riding Hood： Yes ,mummy．Goodbye, mummy.Mum： Bye-bye.Darling.第二场：在路上

(一阵轻快的音乐由远而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁)

Little Red Riding Hood：

Wow！Flowers, how beautiful!（放下篮子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers.Wolf：（随着一阵低沉的音乐，Wolf大步地走上台）I am wolf.I am hungry.(做找东西状,东张西望)Here is a little red riding hood.Hi!Little Red Riding Hood.Where are you going?(做狡猾的样子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼)字串6 Little Red Riding Hood：(手摸辫子，天真地回答)To Grandma’s．Grandma is ill.Wolf：（自言自语）

I’ll eat Grandma.But……（对Little Red Riding Hood说）Hey, look!6 little baby ducks.Little Red Riding Hood：(和6只鸭子随着音乐翩翩起舞)Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大树后）

Little Red Riding Hood：（停止跳舞）Hello!Baby ducks，how are you?

Six Ducks： We’ re fine．Thank you． Where are you going? Little Red Riding Hood： To Grandma’ s．Oh, I must go, bye.Six Ducks： Goodbye．

第三场：Grandma家

Grandma：（喘着气出场，颤颤悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床边，喘了几口，打几个哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。）Wolf：（从树后出来，边走边说）

I am very hungry now.(做找寻的样子)Where is Grandma’ s house?(高兴地对观众说)Aha , it’s here.(敲门)Bang, Bang, Bang． Grandma： Who is it？

Wolf：（装出Little Red Riding Hood的声音，一边得意地摇动尾巴，一边说）

It’ s me.Little Red Riding Hood.Grandma：(边说边起床)Come in, come in.字串9 Wolf：(得意洋洋地走到床边)Grandma , I’ll eat you.Grandma：惊慌失措地抓紧衣服瞪着眼睛，边叫从床上滚到地上，灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。

Wolf：（得意地拍拍肚子，翘起大拇指）Yummy！I’ll sleep.Little Red Riding Hood：(高兴地敲门)Grandma．Grandma． Wolf：(装扮成Grandma的声音)Who is it？ Little Red Riding Hood：

It’s me。Little Red Riding Hood.What a strange noise!Wolf： Come in，Come in.Little Red Riding Hood：(蹦跳着进来，把篮子放在桌子上，走到床前一看，跳回几步)Oh!What are big ears!Wolf： I can listen to your sweet voice.Little Red Riding Hood： Wow!What a big eyes!Wolf： I can see you pretty face.Little Red Riding Hood： Oh!What a big hand.Wolf： I can hug you.Little Red Riding Hood：（跪在床前，拉起Wolf的手，边摸边说）

Look!What a big hands?

Wolf：(从床上跳起来说)I can eat you!Little Red Riding Hood：(拼命地跑)Oh！No!No!字串2 Wolf：（追到Little Red Riding Hood，做吃状，拍拍肚子说）

It’s delicious.I still sleep.I like sleeping.Hunter：(一边拿着枪，一边做寻找状出场)Where’s the wolf? Look!A door．(推门)The wolf is sleeping.Wolf：(发出呼呼的响声)Hunter：(端起枪想打，又放下)What inside.I must be at a big stomach!(摸摸Wolf的肚子)Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are i hurry．(从桌子上拿起剪刀，举起)Look!Scissors.(做剪Wolf的肚子)Cut, cut, cut.Little Red Riding Hood/Grandma： Thank you． Hunter： Grandma ,give me some needles and thread．

Little Riding Hood ,Give me some stones．

Grandma：(从桌子上拿来针线)Little Red Riding Hood：(搬来几个石头)One, two, three.Hunter：(把小石头装进Wolf的衣服里)Grandma： I’ll thread it.Hunter：(拿起枪)Woke up!

Wolf：(起床，两手托着大肚子)My stomach is so heavy.Hunter： You big bad wolf, raise your arms!Wolf：(边跑边说)Help!Don’t shot me!Hunter：（开枪）Bang, bang!字串9 Wolf：(应声倒下)Hunter： The bad wolf is dead．

Little Red Riding Hood和Grandma ： Yeah!Thank you．

Little Red Riding Hood、Grandma、Hunter（一起鞠躬）: Thank you

英语搞笑话剧剧本 篇2

Scene1（At Salesman’s home）

N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman.He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students.He has a lot of money now.But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming!S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you.I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate.My candies are very popular,(展示)，I don’t know why.The foolish students always come here.I’ll be a boss soon!Candy, money, candy, money……

Oops!It’s time to make candies now.(看表)First, put the flour on the table.Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做)Now press, press……

Oh, my dirty hands!Never mind!Just do it!(满不在意的神情)Press, press……

Oh, my god!Never mind!Just do it!Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe…… Now let me cut it into pieces

加旁白1人属于4人用）

白雪公主与七个小矮人 Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 英文短剧本 旁白：Once upon a time, there was a queen.She had a pretty daughter named Snow White.Soon after the child was born, the queen died.The queen married another queen.The stepmother was very jealous.She dressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do the housework all day and all night, such as sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.白雪：(Sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.)皇后：I’m the new queen.I’m very beautiful.you see.If anyone is more beautiful than me, I’ll kill her.I have a magic mirror.If I want to know something, It will tell me surely.Now, mirror, mirror, come here!魔镜：Yes, I’m coming.Your Majesty!What do you want to know? 皇后：Mirror, mirror, on the wall.Who is the fairest of the all? 魔镜：Yes.Your Majesty!You are the fairest of all, I think.But there is a young lady.She is as white as snow, as red as rose and as black as ebony.She is much more beautiful than you.皇后：She is much more beautiful than me?Who is she? Tell me quickly.四人用版本

Global warming

A． Class begins, good afternoon everyone.B． C.D ：Good afternoon, teacher.A.First, I will ask you a question: What is the serious problem nowadays ? B.I think it’s the problem of environment pollution.A.It’s related to our correct answer.But it isn’t correct one.B.Is it the problem of population increasing? A.No.C.Oh.I got it.It’s global warming.A.Right!Global warming is one of the serious problems nowadays.Because……

B.Teacher.I have a question.It was very cold indeed this winter.I think it’s global cooling!

A.You got the wrong concept.Global warming doesn’t only mean that the weather is getting hot, but also mean that the weather is out of control.So it will be sometimes very cold.B.Teacher.What causes “ global warming”?

C.I know.Now people drive too many cars and the exhaust gases discharged by the cars and lorries pollute the air and also destroy the nature.It causes global warming.A.You are right.Do you know what will happen with the global warming?

B.Yes.The ices in South Pole are going to be melted and at the time, many islands will be gradually flooded with water.Human will have no places to live.C.Surely, we don’t want that will happen.A.What sould we do to stop “Global warming”?

B.I think we can protect the environment from ourselves.We can plant trees C.When we are protecting the environment, we are saving ourselves.A.Ok.Students, we can’t only speak but not do later.Let us go planting trees.D.Oh, teacher!Tomorrow is March the twelfth, it’s tree-planting day!

A.Yes!Now all of you know the importance of protecting the environment.B．C．D．Let us do our best to stop “Global warming” and make our earth a lovely homeland!

A.That is good.I hope you all will be succeeded in protecting the environment.Now the class is over bye-bye students!B.C.D.good bye.Teacher.（4人版本）

Narration: Carrie, Cici and Wing are co-worker of a company.This day they are talking in the office.Ca: Bingo!I finally finish this case.It is really tough!I have not slept well for almost a week.Wing: Me too.I always get so busy in this season.I have drunk three cups of coffee in order to keep awake.Ci: Our boss must be enjoying his holiday in Fiji very much.What do you think he will feel when he comes back to see our case? Ca:Of course he will feel surprised and give each of us a promotion.Wing: Come on, he is a devil, how could he do this to us? Anyway, we should award ourselves for these days hard work!Ca: You are right.Let’s pig out on junk food!

Wing: I have stayed in China for a whole year and I miss my hometown.I miss German food!Ca: so do I.how much I love French food!Ci: I have not eaten German or French food before.Do you have any recommendation? Ca: If you visit France or go to a French restaurant, snails, cheese, and goose liver and red wine are the best choices.Wing: You also can’t miss the famous German sausage, ham and blue checse Ci: They all sound yummy.But do you know what Chinese eat when they miss their families? Wing&Ca: No Ci: The answer is dumplings!Ca:Well ,I heard that before though I haven’t tasted.Wing: Can you make dumplings, CiCi? Would you make some for us? I have been longing for dumplings for a long time.Ci: Aha, it is as easy as a pie for me.what about coming to my house tonight? We can make dumplings together.I will teach you how to cook it.Ca: Great!That is fantastic.Then it will be the first time to make and eat dumplings Wing: Very good idea!We could busy some basic ingredient at the supper market after work.Ci: Sure.We need flour, yeast, pork, cabbages, vinegar, sauce and ginger.(The three colleagues had their shopping and now they are in CiCi’s house)CiCiours some pour on the table and said:”Carrie, can you fetch some water here?”

Ca: sure, here you are.what s next? Ci:Ci:we have to mix the flour yeast and water together.be careful ,don’t add too much water.Ca: Okay, I’m kneeing the dough repentedly.it is becoming and softer Wing: Yeah, I am cutting the pork into many small pieces, and then I will add several spoons of oil in it.shall I blend them? CiCi: Yes, make sure they blend well.A bit salt and a spoon of vinegar are needed, too.(an hour later)Ca: Yes, the dumplings are prepared.lets start!CiCi: Wait!I remember well that you all miss the food from your hometown.Look, what are these? Ca: Wow!Cheese!Where did you get it? And my favorite red wine.Wing: God.Those are sausage and ham, I can’t believe it!

英语话剧剧本 篇3

出场：《千年等一回》的音乐（准备音乐）

小青：姐，这是哪儿呀？

Sister,where are we? 小白：容我找一下（拿出地图寻找），现在在雷峰塔边上，前面就是西湖了！（准备地图）Eh.Let me find the location on the map.Oh, If Lei Feng tower comes ,can the West lake be far behind?

小青：姐，这手机比我手都小，你能找到西湖嘛？

Sister, the phone is smallerl than my hand.Can you find the West Lake? 小白点头:携程在手，说走就走

Critp in hand，The saying goes

小青：我姐真牛！不就是找个恩人嘛？累死了！（虚脱状，垂头丧气）What a genius!We’re too tired for looking for the benefactor.小白：饿货，一饿你就虚，快来条士力架吧！

Hungry ghosts ,once you are hungry,you feel weak ,come to get a Snickers 小青（恢复精力，容光焕发）兴奋道：姐姐，那里有个男人，他朝我们走过来 Dear sister, look at that man!,he is coming!he is coming！许仙出场（放音乐，《渡情》）（准备音乐）

许仙念诗“鹅鹅鹅，曲项向天歌，白毛浮绿水，红掌拨清波！”好诗啊好诗！

Goose goose goose ,singing crooked towards the sky , white hair floating on green water,red foot paddlling clear wave.Good poet!Really Good!小青：姐，好吃，肯定好吃！Good food!Delicious!小白：青儿，控制你的欲望，口水都流出来了（边说边为小青擦口水），看这位公子挺斯文的。

Qing,control your desire , a lot of Saliva sets on you mouth ,but the young man looks really grace.小青：姐,谁知道他是不是表里如一呢？

Sister,who knows whether he thinks and acts in the same way.小白：那我们来考验考验他！你行你上呀！(推小青上前)So we need test him.You can you up

小青（装较弱道）：太阳好大，头好晕哦（林黛玉状向许仙晕倒）Oh ,the sun is so big that I have a headache ,help me 许仙：连忙扶着，正准备揩油，斜眼看到了白娘子，（心说：恩，那个更漂亮），遂丢开小青 Wow ,that in white is more beautiful 小白：娇羞掩面，害羞状

许仙：美女，我看太阳这么大，你肯定热了吧？（边说边扇风）Beauty，the sunlight is so strong, you must feel hot ,yeah? 小白：这真是个体贴的人啊！How Considerate he is!小青：你个色狼，放开我姐姐(边说边施法术袭击许仙)Colour wolf ,leave my sister alone 许仙向后跌倒，小白上前营救，虚扶着许仙（音乐响起my destiny）.时间静止。含情脉脉四目相对

小白：Dear man ,I just want what’s your name?And where are you going? 许仙：姑娘，容禀啊！（唱：姓许名仙字汉文，祖籍钱塘有家门！我要去蓝翔）不知二位姑娘名与姓，为何要来杭州城？

My name is Xuxian.I live in Qiantang.I’m going to LanXiagn.So,what’s your names? 小白：我是白素贞！I am Bai Suzhen.We are sisters(摆出史密斯夫妇的造型)小青：我叫小青！我们是姐妹。I am Xiaoqing.We are sisters(摆出史密斯夫妇的造型)小白：请听我讲一个故事，记得，我还是条小蛇的时候，我很贪玩！有一天去山上玩耍！Please let me tell you a story.When I was a mini-snake,I was playful.One day,I played on the hill.小青：姐，你出去玩，不带我！Sister,why didn’t you take me outside? 小白：(低语)因为，那时候，你还只是个蛋！（继续对许仙说）：我趴在青青的草地上晒太阳，这时候，来了一头牛，它踩住了我的尾巴！是公子你！救了我啊！后来我悄悄拿了你这条手帕做信物。

Because you were just an egg.You know I was basking in the sunshine ,lying on the green grass.Suddenly a bull came and stepped on my tail.It was so painful!Then you came our like a hero and saved me.So I felt in love with you at that time and I remember you forever 许仙（似有所悟）：原来是这样！

(手机铃声响 山东蓝翔的广告声）噢，我的师傅让我回蓝翔了，我得马上回去学挖掘机了，实在是遗憾，不能和两位姑娘一起欣赏西湖美景了。

I see.Oh,I am sorry ,My teacher gave me a message and call me to LanXiang.I have to go back to learn excavators.It is regrettable, for can not enjoy the beauty of West Lake with two girls.小青：公子是蓝翔的呀，前途无量，姐姐你真幸福 I admire You can study in LanXiang, sister,you are so luck 许仙：我可以用挖掘机做饭。I can cook with excavators.小白：妹妹放心，姐姐会给你找个新东方的厨师的

Dear Qing, don’t worry ,I will look for a Handsome cook graduated from New Oriental for you

许仙:新东方也是很牛的！和我们蓝翔一样卓越！The New Oriental is as outsanding as LanXiang 小青：姐姐再也不用担心我的饮食问题了 My sister don’t have to worry about my diet any more

初中英语话剧剧本 篇4

（情景一：猪妈妈和三只小猪在森林里快乐的玩耍）（加快乐的音乐 ）M: babies, Come on!

Pp:Here we come!

M: Let’s do some exercises. Lift your arms. Bend your knees. Touch your toes.

P1:Mom, look! We’re so strong! （伸出胳膊，亮出肌肉）三个小猪比健美P2: Yes, I am strong!

P3:Yes, I am strong!

M:Yes! My babies! You should have your own house!

Pp:Ok! I’d love to.

M:You can do it!

Ps:Yes! We can! Yeah! （做成功的动作）

旁白：The three little pigs make three houses. They all think their own house is the best! But the wolf is coming! He is very hungry! （音乐）W:Gu,gu,gugugu. I’m very hungry. Oh, I sniff the pig’s smell.

Aha! I have a good idea! （来到第一只小猪的`门前敲门）Little pig, little pig, let me come in!

P1: No! You are bad wolf!

W:Then I ‘ll huff and blow your house down .

（吹一下，房子倒了，小猪突然发现，吓了一下，逃跑）P1:Oh! Help! Help! My brother! Please help me! （迅速进入第二只小猪家，然后马上关门）P2: Don’t be afraid!

W:Little pig, little pig, let me come in!

P1&P2:No! No!

W:Then I ’ll huff , blow your house down!

（狼鼓足气吹一下，房子有点摇晃，又吹一下，两只小猪堵着门，挣扎之后，房子倒了）p1p2:Oh, my god! Let’s run away, run away!

（跑到第三个小猪家的床底下哆嗦）

P1:The wolf is very strong!

P2:He wants to eat us!

P3:My god, help me! （ 三只小猪都在床底下）W:Little pig, little pig, let me come in!

P1P2P3:No!

W:Open the door! I can get the house down! （吹一下，没动，鼓足又吹一下，迟疑了一下）Why? （最后吹三下，开始喘气了，然后倒地）p1p3p2:Yeah! We are safe now!

旁白：The wolf is very angry! He has a good idea! He climbs up the chimney!

P1&P2&P3:Oh! Look! The wolf!

P1:How to do? （开始转着跑）

P2:MOM !Where are you? （哭着说）

P3:Don’t worry! Let’s put the wood into the fire!

P1p2p3:Ok, 123…

W :（掉进火里挣扎） oh ! No!

6人英语话剧剧本 篇5

一天出租车司机Tommy遇到了很多奇怪的事情。烦人的女孩、孕妇、抢匪、不管事的警察，甚至还遇到了鬼。。

Cast

Erin Chang:

Robber Debby Tsai:

Police officer Serrin Lee:

Betel nut girl Alec Zhao:

Ghost student Leo Lee:

Taxi driver Yi-ling Chen: Pregnant woman------------------Summary This story talks about a poor taxi driver, Tommy, who meets many strange things in one day.First, he carries a Betel Nut Girl who wants to harass him.Second, a pregnant woman makes him feel nervous.Third, he carries a robber and meets a police officer who only manages traffic.At last, he carries a ghost student.Tommy:

Hello, my name is Tommy.Serving you is my honor.Where would you like to go? Betel nut girl:

Hi!Tommy.I’m going to Chong-Shan North Road, please.Tommy:

Ok, Chong-Shan North Road, no problem.Um? I remember there’s only a Chong-Shan East Road.Miss, are you sure you’re going to Chong-Shan North Road? Betel nut girl:

Um, I’m not sure.You just drive.Maybe I will remember where it is later.Betel nut girl:

How old are you? Are you married? You’re probably not married since you’re so young.Do you have a girlfriend? Tommy:

Um…miss, we are almost at Chong-Shan East Road.Do you want to have a look? Betel nut girl:

Oh!Not here.By the way, don’t you feel tired after driving all day long? Maybe I can help you relax.Tommy:

What…what do you want to do? Take your hands off me or I’ll scream!Betel nut girl:

I did nothing!You just missed a nice chance.Stop the car, I want to get off.Tommy:

(Relived)Great!The total is 155 dollars, Thank you.Betel nut girl:

Um!Take it!Pregnant woman:

Hey!Taxi!Pregnant woman:

Thanks.You are real a very kind man.Tommy:

Where are you going? Pregnant woman:

Hospital, please.Tommy:

You’re going to the prenatal checkup, right? It must be very tiring carrying a baby.Pregnant woman:

Yeah.It’s almost nine months.Tommy:

Woo.Congratulations.Pregnant woman:

Thank you.Pregnant woman:

(screaming)Tommy:

Are you ok? Pregnant woman:

(screaming)Tommy:

Is it time now? Are you going to deliver your baby now? I will drive as fast as I can.Stay down.Pregnant woman:

(screaming)Tommy:

We’re almost there.Pregnant woman:

(screaming)Tommy:

Here we are.Pregnant woman:

Are we at the hospital? Well, how much is it? Tommy:

Aren’t you going into labor?

Pregnant woman:

Me? Are you kidding? It’s still a long time before the expected date of childbirth.Tommy:

What? Well, what were you just doing? Pregnant woman:

Oh, I was just practicing!This is my first time to have a baby, you know.Practice makes perfect!I need to be ready so it will go smoothly.Tommy:

Practice!All right… well, the total is one hundred twenty dollars.Tommy:

This woman was so strange!I thought she was going to deliver the baby in my car!Robber:

Get out of here, quickly!Tommy:

A strange pregnant woman just got off my car and now here comes a robber.Tommy:

Where do you want to go? Robber:

Shut up!Just drive!Tommy:

Hey…Hey.Be careful, there’s no eye in bullets.Robber:

Shut up!Just drive your car.Tommy:

Ok!Ok!You are the boss.Robber:

Hum…your gold necklace is very good looking.If it were on my neck, that would be nice.Tommy:

Oh…com…come on, don’t do this to me.This is a fake one.I just try to look tough by wearing it.Robber:

STOP nonsense！Don’t treat me like a fool, I warn you!I will shoot you!Tommy:

OK!OK!Take it easy.My mouth is sealed.Robber:

....I don’t want to do this …really… but I have 6 brothers, 7 sisters and 8 kids to feed.I even have to sell chewing gums, raise pigs.The worse of all, my husband just got out of the jail…I really have no choice.Tommy:

Don’t be so sad….Here is tissue.Robber:

Thank you.Now give me your gold necklace!Hurry up!Do you want to eat bullets！Tommy:

But…but…but….Robber:

Just hand it to me or I’ll become a really bad guy！Tommy:

I don’t want to die yet.The police:

Beep~Beep~ stop the car.Tommy:

OH!Thank God!I am safe now!Hey, cop, a robber wants to rob me and….Police officer:

Show me your license and registration.Tommy:

But…sir.…I got a robber in my back….Police officer:

I only watch out for traffic!The public security is not my business.Tommy:

Not your business? But…

Police officer:

Here’s your ticket.You were speeding.Tommy:

But I got a robber in my car!She told me if I couldn’t drive fast enough, she’d shoot me.Police officer:

And where is the robber?

Tommy:

Just right over….what！She’s gone;she was here just now….Police officer:

See….your lie is stupid… Remember to take the ticket.Tommy:

Sir!Sir!Tommy:

I’m so unlucky.Today is not my day!Oh, no!How did I come to this middle-of-nowhere? Someone’s waving at me.Who would take a taxi in this strange place? Tommy:

Hello!Serving you is my honor.Where do you want to go? Ghost student: To my home, please.Tommy:

Um…can you say it more clearly? I don’t know where your home is.Ghost student:

Oh, my home is located on Ta-Du Mountain.Tommy:

No problem.Um… it’s an unusual place to live.Ghost student:

Yes.It’s very special.My ancestors all lived here.Tommy:

Oh!You’ve lived here for a long time, right? Ghost student:

That’s right.Tommy:

Here we are, but I don’t see any houses around.By the way, it’s so dark here.Ghost student:

Don’t be so surprised.We’re in the mountain.Tommy:

Are you sure your home is here? Ghost student:

Yes.How much is it? Tommy:

Um…The total is 100 dollars.Ghost student:

I only have a 500 dollars bill.Tommy:

That’s OK, I can give you change.Ghost student:

There you go.Tommy:

Um...What’s this? Ghost student:

Money.Tommy:

But...where did he go? Oh, no!…This is…ghost money…(screaming)

搞笑英语话剧剧本(修改版) 篇6

搞笑5人剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》

演员表：

西门吹雪

叶孤城

花满楼

打更的太监

旁白

道具：牛奶两袋，纸屑若干。

第一幕：决战乡村陌路

旁白：A quiet village is covered with white snow.Birds are dancing in the cold.A man is walking along the street, step by step.Wind is coming in silence.Another mysterious man approaches.打更的太监：The weather is dry and things are flammable, take care not catch the fire!I’m 打酱油的！

Y与X相遇．

X：Ohm, I’m sorry to knock you!

Y: Ha-ha, Never mind baby.X: Excuse me, Could you tell me your name?

Y: ha ha, I won’t change my name!No matter what happens.I’m the most famous——-YeGucheng（登登登登！！）.Who are you?

X: I’m ximenchuixue.Y(惊讶): Ar, ximenchuixue?

X: Yes, what is wrong?

Y: I heard that you are the best Martial Arts?

X: Great, you know me!

Y(抱腿)：Please, please…… Don’t kill me!Let me go!

X: No, I must kill you!

Y: I don’t want to be killed.Let me go!

X: No way!You know?

Y(突然站起冷冷的说)：Don’t force me!

X: Pardon!

(Y拿出一袋牛奶)

X(抢过牛奶):Milk, very good!I like drinking it.Y: Please drink it!

X(喝完牛奶):Thanks, ha-ha

Y: Do you still want to kill me?

X: Sure, must!Milk is milk.Y(恼怒+冷酷):Very good!Very good!I hope you will not forget what you said!?

X: I’m sure I won’t!

Y: I must give you a lesson!If I don’t beat you this time, I’ll never be having properly!3-2-1-0

X(捂着肚子，蹲下)：Ouch, Ouch!

Y(大笑)：Ha Ha……

X(可怜状): Help!Help!Where is the washroom?

Y: What?

X: Toliet?

Y: What?

X: The “WC”?

Y: Oh, I see, go along this street and turn right when you see a crossing road!X: Thanks, bye-bye.Y(掏出纸屑吹):This is genuine snow!

H: Stop!Protecting the environment is a basic obligation!

Y: Who are you?

H: Hua—man—-lou!Have you seen ximenchuixue?

Y: Yes, he was beaten by me and is in “WC” now, ha……

H(惊讶):Now you are the best in the world!

Y: You are right!

H: Teriffic!You are the one I’m looking for!Do you want to join in me? Y: Yes, It’s very good.H: Ok, follow me;let’s go!

Y: Ok, Let’s go!

英语话剧《新梁祝外传》剧本 篇7

,yousaidyou’dlovemeforever.Don’tkillme,ok?Shao.Iqiuqiuni..L:Nodoor!(sing)Whereyougo,whateveryousay,I’llberightherekillingyou.IonlyknowIwaorntoloveyouortokillyou.NowIcan’tloveyou,theonlychoiceistokillyou.Z:曾经Onceuponatime,therewasatrueloveinfrontofme,Ididn’tcherishit.IfIwastomeethimagain,IwishtosayIloveyou.IfyouwouldaskmehowlongIwouldlovehim,Ishouldsaytenthousandyears.ThatmanisyouTheonlymanIloveinthiswildworldisyou.Onlyyou.(sing)L:TheonlywomanIwanttokillison-lyyou!!Z:Please,youknowIloveyou.Iloveyoujustlikelaoshuaidami.Iwanttomarryyou.L:heheheReally?Z:Oh,ofcourse.Pleasedon’tkillme!!!!L:Tokillornottokillisaquestion.Idon’tknow.Whocantellme?Iputherlifeinyourhands.Everybodyhere,pleasetellmekillornotkill?(tokill)L:Youhearthis.I‘msorry.Butdon’tworry,I’llgotoheaventogetherwithyou.Z:Allrightkillme,thenwe’llbecometwobutterfliesinthebeautifulgarden(sing)(sing)Z:亲爱的你别杀我本文转自fanwen.，fanwen.小品剧本，简历模版简历封面杀了我你也没有好结果L：亲爱的我也不想杀可是大家非得要我杀