英语三人短剧 搞笑

英语三人短剧 搞笑（精选4篇）

英语三人短剧 搞笑 篇1

改编自《两小儿辩日》(J:Jack P:Petter S:stranger)

独白：The story happened in a sunny day.Two friends meet each other.J:Hi,nice to see you,Petter.P:Nice to see you,Jack.It`s a good day ,isn`t it? J:Yeah,I like sunny days.P:Look,what`s this? J:Oh,it`s our luck day.It`s 100 dollar.P:Yes, it is.So what should we do to the money?Give it to uncle police? J:I don`t think so.I suggest one of us can have it.Since it is in my hand,so…

P:No ,I don`t think so.I think I find it first,I am the person that who should have the money.J:Look at that person.Why don`t we ask him to judge it for us.P:I agree.J:Hello,could you please do us a favour? S:Ofcourse.What`t up? J:Here is the thing,……

S:Isee.It`s really a hard question.Let me think.en…OK,I get an idea.Now I`ll give you one question and the one who can give the correct answer that can have the money.What do you think? P:Why not.J:Let do it.S:Now you must listen to me carefully.Look at the sun,it`s beautiful isn`t it?And it`s very far from us.So my question is when is the sun farther away from us,in the morning or at noon?You first.P:It`s easy.As we can see,in the morning the sun is very big and at noon it become smaller.So,the answer is at noon J:That is the most stupid answer I have ever heard.As we can feel ,in the morning it`s cool and at noon it`ll be very hot.That is because the sun is farther away from us at morning.争吵

S：OK.Stop.Stop.As a matter of fact,each of your answer is incorrect.I think the range is the same.P:Are you crazy?Let me tell you something?(到一边，拿出50美元)If you make me win,it`s yours.S:(think for a while).It`s a deal.(回到原地)I am sorry,I made a mistake just now.I`ll correct my answer.Petter is right.The answer is at noon.J:What?We need to talk.(拉路人到一边)I did not catch your mean clearly.Could you say it again? S:The sun isfarther away from usat noon.So you are wrong.J:(打过路人)Did you change your mind? S:No…Oh yes.You are right.Obviously,he was wrong.(一起回去)P：What`s wrong with your face? J:清嗓子

S:I just fall over by accident,nevermind.And let`s go back to the question ,I think it over and over again.Finally I believe Jack is right.You were wrong.J:(Jack从petter手中抢过钱)Then it`s mine.(kiss it)It`s nice to meet you ,petter.Goodbye.P:What?Don`t go.(jack下)What`s wrong with you? S:I `m sorry,Ijust…..J:Give me my money,now.(路人拿出钱，jack一把抢过来，生气地走了)S：（jack走后，路人掏掏口袋发现）Where is my own 100 dollar.Give me my money.(追jack)完

英语三人短剧 搞笑 篇2

地点：五年级一班教室

人物：学生三人（观众学生）

徐光凯：生活就是舞台，舞台会有精彩。我们五年级一班天天比舞台还要精彩！（侯新蕊和姬浩克气冲冲上来）这不，精彩又来了。

侯新蕊 ：我的答案对！哼！

姬浩克 ：我的答案对！哼！

观众学生起哄：小侯加油！小侯加油！

姬浩克（虎目圆瞪，两手叉腰，一个箭步冲到观众面前，疯了的狮子般）吼道：我的答案对！

（愤怒的眼神死死盯着侯，嘴角不停嗫嚅着，发出不服气的蛮横声。）侯新蕊：（昂首挺胸，得意洋洋的眼神围着姬浩克上下翻飞，似乎炫耀着什么，小嘴一开，哈哈笑着）：我的答案是我爸爸帮我确准的！

姬浩克（哈哈哈大笑起来）：巧合！纯属巧合！我的答案也是我爸爸帮我确准的！

侯新蕊（一愣）吼道：你笑什么？认输吧！你爸爸是中学的，不了解小学的内容，肯定你爸爸说错了！

姬浩克（得意地大笑）：古人云“隔行如隔山啊”，你爸爸可是教数学的啊，肯定错了！

观众学生一阵哗然，激烈的掌声响起。

侯新蕊（顿时火冒三丈，双手掐腰，脚丫使劲跺着地面，大脑袋不断点着，两片薄嘴唇翕张的频率急速提升），“我爸爸是咱小学的五年级老师，你爸爸是初中的，肯定你爸爸错了！

姬浩克（不紧不慢地）说：我爸爸是初中的语文老师，比你的数学爸爸高一级！观众学生热烈鼓掌。

姬浩克（笑脸绽放，飞扬着浓浓的眉毛，斜眼看着侯新蕊)侯新蕊（略微一愣，两手随着扭动的身子来回摇晃，提高八度的音量显示着不甘拜下风的个性)：反正都是我的对！

姬浩克：我的对！

（两个人的鼻子尖几乎对到一起了，可脖子还在向上伸，你一言我一语。）徐光凯：哎，2013年四大名爹，得变成六大明爹了。

侯、姬浩克（一起怒视徐光凯）吼道：你说什么？

徐光凯（装傻，赔笑）：啊，那个，我是说啊，你们两个的爸爸无论有多厉害，都代表不了你们自己，为什么不拿出自己的本事来呢？

侯新蕊（大头一甩，自信地）：老虎不发威，你拿我当病猫啊。准备好你们的耳朵，心脏病的闪！音乐，起！

（音乐起咖啡吧剧本网）侯新蕊诵读《长恨歌》（姬浩克、徐光凯，观众学生慢慢被惊呆）（侯新蕊快结束时，姬浩克做逃跑状，被徐光凯抓住）徐光凯（严肃认真）：四年级一班所有男同学的命运都在你身上了，你跑了，我们以后咋办啊？

观众学生张兴贵（一本正经）：此言差矣，姬浩克是礼让，显示我们班男同学的绅士风度！

姬浩克：对对！难怪语文老师赐你封号：快嘴公主！我心服口服了。

侯新蕊（得意地笑）：你想打酱油啊！可以！那咱班男同学以后见了我，都得大声说：侯姐好！

姬浩克：尺有所短，寸有所长！我的语速虽然不能与你相提并论，但是我这朗诵王子也不是浪得虚名！音乐，起！

（音乐起，姬浩克朗诵）

英语短剧大赛计划 篇3

为活跃我院英语学习氛围，进一步增强大家学习英语的兴趣，提高同学们的英语口语水平及听说能力，更加真切的体现大学生的精神风貌和丰富多彩的校园生活，学习部将在5月份举行信息工程学院第四届英语短剧比赛。

一、时间安排：

１、２０１０年０５月２０日１８：３０－１９：３０将短剧剧本（包括一份剧情摘要）、节目负责人、演员（包括剧中人名和对应的真实姓名）及道具负责人名单、舞台道具表、背景音乐、幻灯片等（电子版、打印版）交至学生会（电子楼２０７）。

２、２０１０年０５月２６日正式比赛，１５：００－１７：００第一场，１８：００－２０：００第二场。

二、比赛地点：新理０１４

三、参赛人员：０９级各班组队参加

四、比赛要求：

１、以英语短剧为主要形式,鼓励同学们对中外名著进行改编,自编剧本,鼓励创新。最大限度的发挥同学们的改编才能、创造才能和表演才能。２、先进行简短的团队展示或成员介绍，时间控制在２分钟以内，再进行短剧表演。

３、发音标准，语言优美，无语法错误。

４、服装道具准备充分，符合短剧情景，背景音乐协调优美。

５、演员表演连贯到位，感情充沛，具有较强的现场感染力。

６、表演时间控制在１２分钟以内，超时将酌情扣分。

五、评分细则：

１、语音语调(２０分)：发音准确７分, 语调得体、恰当７分, 台词记忆熟练６分。

２、表演技巧（３０分）：进入角色、感染力强１２分，表演大方、神态３、自然１２分，人物进出场安排合理６分。

４、舞台道具（１０分）：运用服装道具５分，道具使用恰当５分。５、表演内容（３０分）：剧本完整１０分，内容丰富１０分，特色鲜明１０分。

６、综合效果（１０分）：演员配合默契５分，观众反映良好５分。超时１分钟扣２分，不足８分钟扣５分。

六、比赛流程：

１、进行第一场比赛，主持人开场白，介绍评委及比赛要求。２、各班按事先抽签的顺序进行比赛。

３、中场休息。

４、进行第二场比赛，主持人开场白，介绍评委及比赛要求。５、各班按事先抽签的顺序进行比赛。

６、由特邀嘉宾进行现场英文歌表演。

７、主持人走到观众中进行观众互动。

８、主持人公布比赛结果，并进行颁奖仪式。

９、主持人宣布比赛结束。

七、奖项设置：

八、计时板，音响，话筒，进场时的音乐，评分表，矿泉水，纸笔，奖状，宣传海报等

九、人员安排：

１、宣传部——海报、布置后幕，书写奖状

２、分团委——比赛公证人员，计时人员

３、办公室——本次活动的拍照

４、文艺部——音乐播放，道具清理，礼仪

５、体育部——后门的秩序及带领各班的入场

６、生活部——前门演员入场秩序

７、社团部——维持场内秩序 １、团体奖项：一等奖一名，二等奖两名，三等奖三名，优秀奖若干 ２、个人奖项：最佳编剧、最佳男主角、最佳女主角、最佳男配角、最佳女配角各一名 物品准备：

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学习部

英语短剧剧本 篇4

The Lost Youth

人物

Jack

Sean

Kevin

Claire

Kiki

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Scene I

(In the classroom)

Sean Hi! How are you

Kevin Bad! Really bad!

Sean Do you want to try something to make you feel happy

Kevin OK! Do you have any ideas

Sean I know a pub which is popular。

Kevin Oh! Sounds great!

Sean Hm! Let’s go right now。

Sean You looked so blue recently。 I have something good。 It can make you feel high。

Kevin If I take that， how will I feel

Sean You will forget everything that bothers you， and you will feel so carefree。

Kevin Won’t there be danger

Sean Trust me! I can sell drugs to you if you want to try some!

Kevin But…but I have no money。

Sean Don’t worry! You can be a drug dealer。 It’s a good business。

Kevin Hm…But…

Sean Take it easy。 Let’s take some drugs to make us happy tonight!

Kevin OK…

(Sean and Kevin go to the pub)

Kevin Oh! So relaxing! Do you have any extra drugs

Sean No， but we can earn money by selling drugs， and use the money to buy more。

Kevin Really It’s a good idea。

Sean That’s right。 But I don’t know who I can sell to。

Kevin It’s a big problem。

Sean Oh! I have an idea! I have two friends。 Maybe they will buy them。

Kevin Hm…Let’s try。

Sean Let me call my friends。

Kevin I can lend you my cell-phone。

(On the phone)

Sean Hey! This is Sean， Where are you

Kiki I’m in the dormitory。

Sean I want to show you something wonderful。

Kiki What

Sean I can’t tell you now。 It’s a secret。 Come and I’ll show you。

Kiki Let me think。

Sean I’ll wait for you。 Don’t hesitate。 Hurry up! Bye!

(Sean turns off the phone)

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Scene Ⅱ

(Kiki and Claire are in the dormitory。)

Kiki Sean called me!

Claire What happened

Kiki They went to a pub。 It is noisy there。

Claire Oh! Pub。 I always hear bad news about pubs from TV。

Kiki Yes， me too。 I don’t know what they are doing there。 Sean tells me he wants to show something to us。

Claire What What’s that

Kiki I don’t know。 He said it’s a secret。

Claire It’s very strange。

Kiki Claire， I have a bad feeling， they might be doing something illegal。 They might be using drugs。

Claire Oh! I don’t believe it。

Kiki I’m just guessing。

Claire But maybe it’s true。

Kiki If they take drugs， they will get addicted。 They might take drugs again and again。

Claire And they will spend a lot of money on buying drugs。

Kiki What will they do if they do not have money

Claire They might rob a bank。

Kiki If they rob a bank…

Claire They will be arrested。

Kiki If they are arrested…

Claire Their parents will be very sad， and we will lose two good friends。

Kiki I can’t imagine how serious it will be。

Claire Me， either。

Kiki So… we should go find them， and tell them how serious it is。

Claire Wait… It’s all our imagination。 Maybe they just go to the pub to make friends with beautiful girls。 And I think it’s dangerous for us to go to the pub by ourselves。

Kiki Oh! I don’t know。 We won’t understand what’s going on unless we are there。 Maybe they are… in a dangerous situation。

Claire Mm…， I am also worried。

Kiki Okay! I think we should go there to see what’s going on there。 If they are safe， we can e back quickly。 If they do something they shouldn’t do， we’ll bring them back。 Don’t leave them there。

Claire Okay! Let’s go。

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Scene III

(Sean， Kevin， Kiki and Clair in a pub)

Sean Hello! Let’s relax all night。

Kiki What are you doing now You are taking pills。

Kevin You are over reacted。 Don’t worry。

Claire I think it’s so dangerous。 Kiki， let’s go right now。

Kiki That’s right， I also feel scared。

Claire Me too。

(Kiki and Clair got out of the pub)

Kevin Oh! They are gone。

Sean Don’t worry about it。 Let’s go on relaxing。

(Bi! A lot of policemen enter the pub。)

Police Freeze!

Sean Oh! Terrible things happened。

Police You are taking illegal drugs。

Sean They are not dangerous。 They make me fortable。转自：。

Police Don’t you know the drugs will destroy your health

Sean Really! But I didn’t feel bad or sick。

Police Drugs create hallucination for people who take them。 If you try once， you will be addicted to them。 Without them， you will be sick and sometimes you will even hurt yourself。 It’s not a smart thing to do。

Kevin I really feel unhappy at school。 I usually got bad grades。 My mother always criticizes me。 My girlfriend broke up with me last month。 (Crying………)

Police I really sympathize at you， but you can do something healthier to help you feel good about yourself， like doing sports， or traveling。 They are good for both your body and mind。

Sean Sorry。 I made a mistake。 I shouldn’t sell drugs for my friends。

Police It is not too late to quit using。 And you can start a new life。

Kevin It’s really a bad experience in my life。 I wouldn’t take drugs anymore。 I shouldn’t run away from my problems。

Sean I feel the same way as you do。